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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

It's a beautiful day for a hangover

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(303): View more from Colorado

i have a dinosaur tramp stamp

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(503): View more from Oregon

two words: eviction party

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(520): View more from Arizona

She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.

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(425): View more from Washington

there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..

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(330): View more from Ohio

I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child

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(510): View more from California

Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..

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(559): View more from California

It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.

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