I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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