I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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