i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
