Christians are straight up FREAKS
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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