We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
