I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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