So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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