i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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