ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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