Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
We just shotgunned beers for America
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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