He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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