im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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