My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
