And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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