I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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