my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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