Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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