I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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