I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
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