He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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