I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize