Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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