she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Randomize
