Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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