I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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