No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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