NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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