you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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