i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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