How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
