Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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