Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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