I need help removing her.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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