just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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