Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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