The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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