I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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