We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
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