you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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