So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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