Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
