try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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