I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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