Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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