Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
they're like a gay fantastic four
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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