So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
honey bunches of taint.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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