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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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