Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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