Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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