if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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