hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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