Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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