Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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